Robert The Rat

Robert The Rat is a homicidal, violent humanoid rat that is a member of The Gang Of Five. He is married to Annie The Assassin. He has been described by a late expert on the gang as having "a lot of brawn but no brains", although pieces of that expert were subsequently found spelling out the phrase "YOU WERE RONG". Robert has been ranked among Unsociable Planet's 100 Most Dangerous Things List since its inception.

Before the Gang Of Five
Very little is known about Robert's life before joining the Gang of Five. What is known is that he attended Mrs. Pereditory's Home For Criminally Insane Children from a young age until he graduated ate age 21 with degrees in homicide, torture and applied mathematics.

In the Gang of Five
Shortly after graduating Robert formed the Gang Of Five with his fellow members Michael Mouse, Jean The Genodical Genet, Peter the Pyromaniac and his future bride Annie The Assassin. He went on to marry Annie after a few years, and the couple remain married to this day.

Robert quickly distinguished himself within the Gang through his penchant for destruction and excessive violence. He has been quoted as saying he likes to "blow stuff up". He was involved in a number of horrific crimes with the gang, although very few of these were his idea.

The Gang of Five dissolved in 2001 following Operation Twelvetree, and Robert and Annie lived (relatively) quietly together as a couple until the gang's reincarnation. Since then Robert has been an active and involved member of the gang, and gained public gratitude after he destroyed the set, cast and crew of a reality TV show.