Tweed

Tweed is an almighty fabric that is made by the great Tesseract every eleventey billion O'clock. It is made out of mustard, helium and leather bees. It is used for, but not limited to:
 * Suits


 * Hats


 * Socks


 * Beards


 * Bullet-proof vests


 * Britain (the country)


 * Cats