User blog:Life In The Trashmobile

Day One
Today is the first day of my life in The Trashmobile ; my beloved new home. I first built it using a unicycle, a rubbish skip, a car and a crazy straw. As soon as I stepped into it's squelchy, squishy mess I knew that this would be the best home I've ever had. As I travel across the world collecting other peoples rubbish and converting it into technology (In accordance with the principles of Techno-Trashology) to be used within my Trashmobile. My main goal is to increase the size and functionality of the Trashmobile until I have enough parts and technolgy to be able to send a rocket to Jupiter to retrieve even more technolgy in order to complete another, even larger, goal. The true purpose of my larger goal will not be disclosed until later entries.