Axe Of Kindness

The Axe of Kindness is an axe that has both a face and a personality. It is not known where it comes from. All that is known of it is that it will appear, suddenly, out-of-nowhere and brutally murder all in it's path. It is a trans-dimensional item that exists both outside reality and within it. The Axe has an extremely cheerful disposition and will throw itself at all nearby targets, shouting "Incoming Axe of Kindness" before brutally penetrating the target's skull. Upon entering the skull of said target the Axe will proceed to shout "Hugs!" five times, very loudly, before vanishing.